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In Reply to: CRAZY autox driver!!! Look out!!! WHAM!!! posted by Titan///M on October 29, 2000 at 01:42:03:
If you'd like to be a scary autox driver, just do as many corvette drivers do:
1. Never walk the course! It's a challenge to figure it out on the fly. If you get lost, floor it and make up your own course! Yeehah!
2. Always smoke your tires at the start! Why get up to speed quickly when you get a chance to smoke your tires in front of an audience! It's not like anyone can figure out where to go in all them there cones anyways!
3. Treat the throttle as though it was on a toggle switch! Smooth application of throttle is for wussies. If the car starts to spin, just floor it and maybe you can get a 360 out of it. Hoo doggie, this is fun!
Note: I wouldn't post this if I hadn't seen 2 full seasons of it!
The worst part of it is that any "incidents" at events threaten the future of place they are held at and the club itself.