I hereby recant my overly broad generalizations regarding the decency, aptitude, intellect, manner of speech, means of locomotion, method of excretion, health, wealth, sexual orientation, spatial orientation, sight, ear, palate, sense of touch, sense of smell, odor, sound, appearance, texture, flavor, likelihood to reproduce, likelihood to vote, and likelihood to read this entire list of all those everywhere who choose to use AOL as their internet provider.